Evan's magical Tumblr page of occasional posts
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cumsoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

fresnel149:

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sordidfantasy:

ghost-punk:

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

cadavatar:

cumsoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

sordidfantasy:

ghost-punk:

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

that is a very good way to use a phone :P

Haha yeah it is. I haven’t been able to contact people except through the internet for months. It’s weird to have a working phone now…

Finally

I got a new phone. Phew. Now I can actually call and text people. Sweet!

damianmcgintleman:

moderatenotes:

The strategy of staring longingly at your opponent is making me uncomfortable.

Romney/Ryan 2012: “No Homo”

Oh politics

shiisa:

mstuesday:

bob-artist:

carathebug:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

missatralissa:

Evolution rendered these goats with no fucks to give.

(picture of goats climbing a dam, for obscure goat reasons)

Niches love species.

I am in pain, here. So truuuue!

“Obscure goat reasons” are the best sort of reasons.

I am truly crying from laughter

The obscure goat reasons are actually quite simple: since thay don’t get enough salt from their regular diet, they lick it from the dam :P

(one of our professors always shows these pictures as a demonstration of the alpine ibex’s absolutely awesome climbing skillz~)

Sweet!

My new backpack came today. Which is awesome. My old one was falling into bits and pieces. New grey messenger back, because I needed more neutral colors in my wardrobe (That was sarcasm for those unaware). Also, a poster that I ordered arrived today. Yay new stuff. :D

alkahestic:

introducing Suave Scientist Ed

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……

Paper Pokemanz

jaramo:

a ranger dude or something idk

Cool art from a cool dude.

jaramo:

a ranger dude or something idk

Cool art from a cool dude.

oneplatypus:

kinolate:

Don’t Forget 3 Oct.

INSTANT REBLOG

pencilblots:

This is amazing. Thank you, Time Cowboy.

Because I know people are obsessed with butts.

pencilblots:

This is amazing. Thank you, Time Cowboy.

Because I know people are obsessed with butts.

bad veins are coming to the launch pad. The 24th.
Anonymous

I know. Too bad I’m poor and out of money. I’m probably going to miss 2 of my favorite bands this month D’;

Happy FMA Day!

Happy Fullmetal alchemist day everyone! It’s the third of October, wooh!